Love them or hate them, a tacky chat up line is usually a nice icebreaker – or it could actually backfire very badly. To rejoice the brand new season of Love Island, which is ready to launch on June 6, thortful.com has revealed the cheesiest chat-up strains – as voted for by the general public.
thortful tasked the UK to submit their cheesiest chat-up strains and vote for the one-liner they deem essentially the most cringe-worthy. Having analysed the entries and votes, it has revealed that the cheesiest chat-up line of all, as voted for by the nation, is… ‘You are hotter than the underside of my laptop computer’.
Here’s the highest 10:
- You are hotter than the underside of my laptop computer
- If you had been a fruit you’d be a fineapple
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
- Remember me? Oh, that’s proper, I’ve met you solely in my desires
- I’d wish to take you to the films, however they don’t allow you to herald your personal snacks
- Is your identify Google? Because you’ve acquired all the pieces I’m looking for
- Is there an airport close by or is it my coronary heart taking off?
- Do you’ve a map? I preserve getting misplaced in your eyes
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve effective written throughout you
- I believe you’re affected by a scarcity of vitamin me
Other gems from the complete checklist embody the traditional ‘Did it harm whenever you fell from heaven?’ and the song-inspired ‘If I instructed you that you just had an incredible physique, would you maintain it in opposition to me?’.