Warning, Grandpa on wheels | Existence

It’s not daily a child walks into the kitchen and says, “Did you know Grandpa is outside rollerblading?”

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LORI BORGMAN is a columnist, writer and speaker. Her new e book, “What Happens at Grandma’s Stays at Grandma’s” is now out there. Email her at

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